We have some very old, heritage listed lifts at work. Some days they function, many days they don’t. When the lifts break down the maintenance guy leaves a note on the door – usually annotated within hours by some bored or frustrated tenant or visitor to the building.

As amusing as “fuck me” might be, I really felt like a bit of reality tweaking was in order. Small things amuse small minds.. and I have a tiny, peanut-sized mind. Plus it’s my last week in the building, so I may as well have some fun:

Anything to make other people’s lives a little bit weirder…
